Metalocalypse
Stand-Alone Tales

These stories do not fall in-line with the longer series in that they can be read as isolated ficlets. You needn't have read the series to enjoy these, although it may help in some cases.

Ratings and summaries are noted along with the titles. Please respect these

   

"A Matter of Perspective"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: Shrunken ding-dongs.
Summary: Sometimes ‘warm’ is a matter of personal opinion.

"A Totally Not Metal Fairytale"
Rating:
G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Rodents (and people wearing things they really shouldn't be wearing)
Summary: Murderface is called to go on a great quest.

"Art of Vengeance"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): MF/P, C/P, T/S
Warnings: : Boots used in unexpected ways.
Summary: Ofdensen tutors Pickles in the Ways of True Evil.

"Boundaries"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar, Nathan/Charles, Murderface/Knubbler.
Warnings: Unintentional voyeurism.
Summary: Charles is finally part of the pack… and it’s a damned strange place to be.
Notes:: This takes place after ‘Two of Us’. The ‘Deth Bed’ was first introduced in my fic ‘Sheet Music’.

"Bratklok"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: None
Summary: The boys go off to explore a new city.

"Charlie's Last Nerve"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: M-preg. But don’t worry. It’s like… totally metal. Yeah. And puns.
Summary: Charles finally loses his cool.
Notes: BIRFDAY FICLET FOR riverotter7! Based on an idea I got when [info]deth_pixie mentioned that she would like to see a ficcie where Skwisgaar got pregnant. Somehow it evolved into this.

"Deth Date"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: None. I know, I’m as metal as a gummi bear. I also help slugs off the sidewalk and publicly kiss my duck. Plllrrrrbbbt. :-P
Summary: Nathan needs a date for a Halloween gala.

"Dethpwn"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Unattended children.
Summary: As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
Notes: Sorry this took so long, I’ve had the flu and been a little out of it. Not sure this is my best work but Rei liked it so what the hey.

"Feral Toki"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU-ish
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar
Warnings: Brain tanning.
Summary: Toki is lost in the woods.
Notes: A short birthday crack!fic for feraltoki. Who else?

"Halloween is Metal"
Rating:
G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Summary: It’s autumn in Mordland.
Notes: For my niece Melanie, since she’s the one who sends me the stuff that inspired the ficlet.

"Have Yourself a Metal Little Christmas"
Rating:
G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Truths you may not be prepared to hear. ;-)
Summary:‘T was the night before Christmas…

"Horse"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: Angst, sap
Summary: Nathan makes a friend

"Innocence"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Chocolates
Summary: You don't have to be loud to be noticed...
Notes: Since deddybear and I were both feeling crappy at the same time, I promised her a little cheer-up fic. Enjoy, hon.

"Just Another Night"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Toki
Warnings: Cranky Norwegian doing impressions of his band mates.
Summary: It’s just another uneventful night in Mordhaus.
Notes: Birthday ficlet for deddybear, because she’s cute and she deserves one. She wanted a Nathan/Toki fic so here it is, my first ever! Happy birthday hon!

"Just The Way You Are"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: None I can think of
Summary: Nathan and Charles go for a walk
Notes: For Deani_bean!

"Like Father, Like Son"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Summary: Charles calls his father

"Messin' With the Kid"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings: Misbehaving teen boys
Summary: Lydia’s first dance does not go as she hoped.
Notes:This story is a stand-alone tale, but if you are confused about Lydia and where she came from, go and read DethFantasy and Babyklok - in that order.

"Midnight in the Garden of Dumb and Dumber"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s):Nathan/Charles, Skwisgaar/Toki, Murderface/Knubbler.
Warnings: Bad smells. Idiots.
Summary: Night has fallen, and the bats are out of the belfry.

"Moonlight Mile"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar
Warnings: Well… m/m sex… but that sorta goes without saying
Summary: Toki shares something with Skwisgaar.

"My Fuzzy Valentine"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Toki
Warnings: You’ll know them when you see them.
Summary: Dethklok get a Valentine, and Nathan demonstrates why he is the lead man.

"Natural Enemy"
Rating:
G
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Summary: What’s more brutal than brutal?
Notes: This wasn’t a tub-bunny. It was a cleaning the duck’s wading pool bunny.

"Night Moves"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar, Pickles/OC
Warnings: Angst
Summary: Pickles has an affair that might destroy him.

"Nots Scared"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Summary: The guys survive a rough night
Notes: Rei so help me I will hunt you down and HURT you for this...

"Outklok"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar. (Sorta)
Warnings: Just the usual potty-mouths.
Summary: Stupid is as stupid does.

"Parentklok"
Rating:
G
Category: AU. This story takes place in the AU created in ' Dethfantasy' and continued in 'Babyklok'. A future appearance of Lydia can be seen in 'Messin With the Kid'
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles.
Warnings: None, really, just me trashing the fandom again. And having fun.
Summary: Lydia proves she can keep up with the big boys

"Phone Sex"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: Language
Summary: Sometimes you just have to combine business with pleasure.

"Porn"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Summary: You think you know a guy…

"Puppy Pile"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar… sorta
Warnings: Some sap and a few little spoilers for Deth Dad but nothing major.
Summary: It’s been a brutal few days. Time to pile onto the bed, have some cheese, and thaw out.

"Rules of the Pile"
Sequel to 'Puppy Pile'
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Toki/Skwisgaar, Nathan/Charles.
Warnings: Some sap and a few little spoilers for Deth Dad but nothing major.
Summary: Charles shows up and learns the Ways of the Pile.
Notes: Because this is an rpg that has been edited for reading there are some pretty wild point of view shifts. Sea sick pills might be helpful.

"Sheet Music"
Rating: R, possibly NC 17, not sure
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None really. I mean they’re not officially a pair.
Warnings: PWP
Summary: Just a warm and fuzzy lazy day.

"Sister Morphine"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: Spoilers for the season II finale.
Summary: Charlie has a visitor.

"Stay"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: Supernatural undertones, friends behaving badly.
Summary: Nathan tells Charles how he feels

"Summoning"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Summary: Dethklok have a tiny problem.

"Crossover - The Teletubbies’ Final Deth-Fantasy of Valinor"
Rating: Somewhere between ‘WTF?’ and ‘OMFG!’
Category: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay AU
Pairing(s): Cid/Vincent, Erestor/Glorfindel, Toki/Skwisgaar.
Warnings: If the title isn’t enough of a deterrent, nothing I say here will be.
Summary: Two naughty Tubbies run afoul of some very angry husbands.
Notes:Not long ago I cut loose with a rant on my LJ wherein I said and I quote; “If I get a mad urge at three in the morning to do Toki/Vincent/Glorfindel slash with a side of Teletubbie, I will do that, too.”

"There's Got to be a Morning After"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Charles
Warnings: None, other than a possible WTFOMG! moment at the end.
Summary: Strange bedfellows are sometimes the most interesting ones.
Notes: For tod_hollykim! Happy birthday hon! Sorry it’s a bit late.

"Toki Baby"
Rating:
R
Category: AU, Crossover
Pairing(s): Toki/Sephiroth
Warnings: Crossover.
Summary: Toki finds an unlikely ally.

"Toki-locks and the Five Beds"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Snakes, Medieval torture devices. Mention of child abuse.
Summary: Toki goes in search of a place to spend the night. A slightly new twist on a slightly old tale.
Notes: The fifth of the donation fics for Pyro. This one is for sweetngenki, who wanted some Toki.

"Toki's Christmas"
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Some angst
Summary: “Oh there’s no taste like gnome for the Hollandaise…”

"Toki's Nightmare"
Rating:
PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Dream imagery
Summary: Toki seeks comfort after a nightmare.

"Typical"
Rating:
R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Skwisgaar/Toki
Warnings: None
Summary: Toki makes an observation on his relationship with Skwisgaar.

"Ugly"
Rating:
NC-17
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Murderface/Knubbler.
Warnings: See pairing. Other than that nothing I can think of.
Summary: It’s too damned hot, and Murderface is seeking some relief from the heat.
Notes: I adore Murderface,I really do. He has raised being a bastard to an absolute art form, and yet for some reason I still want to cuddle him. I always suspected that beneath the vicious exterior was a soft candy center. I could be dead wrong of course, but I do like him.


 
   

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