Just Another Night

Rating: R
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Nathan/Toki
Warnings: Cranky Norwegian doing impressions of his band mates.
Summary: It’s just another uneventful night in Mordhaus.
Notes: Birthday ficlet for deddybear, because she’s cute and she deserves one. She wanted a Nathan/Toki fic so here it is, my first ever! Happy birthday hon!

Guest appearance by Ani_mama’s Bun Bun because hey… he wanted one. And I can’t say no to a yellow bunny who drives a big rig.

Don’t ask.

Actually I have totally no idea why I put him in. I’m blaming the mead.

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Magic Rat: Deddy wants a Nathan/Toki cuddle fic for her birthday.

Dwarrow Child: I saws. ^_ ^

Magic Rat: She so cutes.

Dwarrow Child: ^_^ she is

Magic Rat: Toki looks at Nathan. "I nots so sure 'bouts dis."

Dwarrow Child: Skwisgaar: *growl! hiss! snarl!*

Magic Rat: Toki: “Is just fic for Deddy, Skwisgaar. We likes Deddy.”

Dwarrow Child: Charles: *sulk! brood! plot revenge!*

Magic Rat: Nathan: "It's just a fic, Charles. We've done hundreds." Toki looks at Nathan. "Do we has to dos you-know-whats? I don't wants get squished or splits in half."

Dwarrow Child: Skwisgaar: *huffs!* “Fines! I go does fics wit' Pickle dens!”

Magic Rat: Pickles: “Awesome!” :-D

It was always a good sign when Toki walked into the room ranting in Norwegian. It usually meant something had pissed him off to the point where he no longer even realized he wasn’t speaking English. Nathan had learned a fair bit of Norwegian living with Toki – most of it consisting of the sort of words that would start a fight in any bar in Norway. Nathan watched him as he walked in, ranting. He strode to the end of Nathan’s bed and proceeded to deliver an angry tirade in a language Nathan did not speak, but he did love the hand gestures and flying hair that went with it, combined with the pantomime of choking somebody, bitch slapping somebody, and a few other gestures that were impossible to interpret. Nathan loved to watch Toki mad. He loved the way he moved, how beautiful he was when on fire this way. But mostly he loved the wholly unintentional stand up comedy routine that went with the anger. He lay, grinning, enjoying the show, almost disappointed when he had to put a stop to it.

“Toki! English!”

Toki switched mid-rant. “… saids to him is nots a lady Skwisgaar! Is a drag queen! Is ugliest drag queen on planet! I puts Murderface in a gown wit’s a little crown on his head he be prettiest lady here! I seen betters looking lady ats a boiler-makers convention!!”

Nathan found he was laughing despite himself. “Found himself a real beauty did he?”

Toki rolled his eyes. “Pfft. Ja real beauties queen. Da ugliers dey is da betters he likes dem. But I keeps tellings him is a man! He says no is nots man is lady an’ stops being dildos. I said Okies, we ask lawyer-man, we see whats Charlies say.”

“And what did Charles say?”

“Oh! Is best parts of whole stupid night. We go get Charlies out of bed, brings him into hallway an’ we say ‘okies you da smarts guy, is dis man or lady?’”

Nathan cracked a beer to go with the show. “And what did Charles say?”

Toki grabbed up a pair of sunglasses and stuck them on his face. Nathan was already laughing so hard his gut was beginning to hurt. Toki proceeded to do his Ofdensen impression.

“Well…. Gentlemen… not to speak ill of your guest but… that’s clearly a man.” Toki pulled off the glasses and rose up on his toes to portray Skwisgaar. “Pfft. Whats do you be knowings abouts ladies, hah?” He put the glasses back on. “Well for one thing, Skwisgaar, ladies don’t have facial hair, chest hair or a large Adam’s apple. And if that wasn’t enough of an indicator your lady friend appears to be currently urinating out the window.” Toki pulled off the glasses again to rise up on his toes. “You just jealous.” Toki stuck the glasses back on. “No. Believe me. I’m not. Now if you will excuse me I’m going to go back to bed, right after I soak my eyeballs in bleach.”

Nathan howled. “Ofdensen actually said he was going to soak his eyeballs in bleach?”

Toki nodded, grinning. Nathan laughed harder.

“Oh man that’s brutal! Ofdensen never says anything bad about anybody we bring home!”

“Ja well is gives you some idea abouts whats dis boilermaker looks like. We needs new lead guitar player, one we gots now blinds an’ dildos. Oh we needs new bass player too, I t’inks Skwisgaar kill Murderface.”

“Why? What did Murderface do?”

“Oh he walk up, look at Skwisgaar’s ‘lady’ friend, look at Pickle an’ say…” He held his long hair out to the side to mimic Murderface’s out-of-control do. “An’ you shaid wash nothing uglier dan my dick.”

Nathan roared with laughter, terribly glad he had such a huge bed or he would have fallen off it by now. Toki grinned and pulled off his t-shirt, tossing it onto a chair before climbing onto the bed beside Nathan, allowing himself to be drawn against Nathan’s broad chest.

“I don’ts understand why you don’ts comes outs to da clubs wit’ us.”

“Are you kidding? And miss the show afterwards?”

“Whats show?”

Nathan grinned. “Never mind.” He kissed him softly. “I just love to hear you talk.”

“Why? No one else does.”

“Well maybe they’re just… not watching you the way I am.”

“I don’ts wants no one watchings me da way you do.” Toki noticed something beneath a pillow, and pulled out a sadly flattened and beer-soaked teddy bear with a little demon tail. “I t’ink our relationship is beings hazardous to my bear’s health.”

“Nah I just stuck him under there because he was drunk and rowdy.”

“Why he all wets an’ stinkies?”

“I told you, he was drunk and rowdy. Totally out of control. At one point he launched a flying assault at roadie 217’s head and he had to defend himself with a shaken bottle of beer. Then we had to chase him back here and that was when I stuck him under the pillows to contain him. You really have to have a word with him about his behaviour. He’s completely out of control.”

“Sounds like Deddy gets ups to more adventures dan Bun Bun. All he needs is eighteen wheeler an’ his own vampire.”

“No he was here, too. Said something about having to rescue someone called Chicky who was stuck on Mars so I had to contain him. I knew you’d be upset if he went to Mars and died.”

“Uh huh.” He pressed closer to Nathan, resting one hand on the side of his throat and kissing him lazily. “I t’ink you an’ 217 gots most active imaginings ever.”

“It’s true! You leave and that bear gets completely out of control. Ask Pickles. He saw it too.”

“Oh ja, dat I believes.” Toki kissed him again, pushing Nathan’s t-shirt up and finally off. “His pals Jack Daniels an’ Captains Morgan sees too.”

“No they weren’t here. Ask 217.”

“I can’ts, he off breakings ‘no fraternizing’ rule wit’ Pickle.”

Nathan raised an eyebrow. “Yeah I’ve seen 217 without his hood, I’d fraternize his fine little ass off too if I didn’t already have the best looking guy in Mordland.”

Toki kissed him softly, gazing into Nathan’s green eyes. “You tinks I pretty?”

Nathan gently nuzzled him. “I t’inks you very pretty. Let me get these pants off you, you’ll be even prettier.”

Toki relaxed and let Nathan undress him, closing his eyes and sinking into the mattress as Nathan caressed him, running his large hands over Toki’s body as he placed little hot kisses on his flesh. Toki closed his eyes and tangled his fingers into Nathan’s long black hair, uttering soft cries as large hands gently traced over his flesh. Nathan was always so very gentle. He loved being with him. He loved how safe he made him feel. He loved being under his huge powerful body with all that might over top of him, and knowing he had absolutely nothing to fear.

He gasped softly as Nathan entered him, slowly pressing deep into his body, pushing in as far as he could go, then beginning to thrust. Toki wrapped his arms around his neck, eyes closed, happy to lie compliantly beneath him as Nathan growled softly into his ear, large hands caressing him.

“You okay?” Nathan asked softly.

“Ja.” Toki kissed him. “I good. I always good when I wit’s you.”

“Good.”

They made love slowly and quietly for a long time, until Toki began uttering breathy cries, finally clutching hard at Nathan as he came, spilling hot semen onto their joined bodies. Moments later Nathan hit his own climax, driving deep, wrapping his jaws around Toki’s shoulder, shuddering and gasping as he came inside him. Then he moved off of Toki, collapsing beside him.

“That was fantastic,” he said quietly, eyes closed.

Toki rolled up against him, resting his head on Nathan’s chest, sliding an arm across his belly. “Ja. You is.”

Nathan grinned, then sighed contentedly, slipping into a deep sleep. Toki snuggled closer, and soon he too was asleep. The only sound within the room was that of Toki breathing deeply and evenly, and Nathan’s quiet snores. And the strange wet splat of a beer-soaked bear falling off the bed, heading across the floor dressed in fatigues and wearing a battle axe across his back. In the silent hallway he was met by a yellow bunny.

“Dude! What kept you?!”

“Don’ts ask,” said Deddy. “I needs cigarette an’ buckets of bleach. Buts we can’ts be too longs, I leaves an’ dose humans gets completely out of control.” He raised a paw to his head. “Gots any aspirin?”