Ex Libris - Realm of the Rat!

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Copyright for
Metalocalypse, the
members of Dethklok,
and lyrics to Dethklok
songs belong to
Brendon Small,
Cartoon Network and
Turner Music.

All original fiction and
the characters, places
and situations with
them are copyright
Magic Rat/Alyx Shaw,
and may not be
published, copied,
distributed or archived
without the author's
prior written consent.



	Babyklok Sequel to DethFantasy Ratings: All chapters rated R Category: AU (both Final Fantasy AND Metalocalypse Pairing(s): Cloud/Reno, Tifa/Barret, Aeris/Tseng, Zack/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Reeve/Rufus, Yuffie/Elena, Yazoo/Andy, Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgaar. Series Warnings: Probably the most demented crack!fic in the history of crack!fics. You’ve been warned. Series Summary: Dethklok return to Gaia… and something has followed… And there's a wren. Series Notes: For Animama.


	Chapter One Rating: R Warnings: Probably the most demented crack!fic in the history of crack!fics. You’ve been warned. Summary: Dethklok have need to return to Gaia Chapter Two Rating: R Warnings: Probably the most demented crack!fic in the history of crack!fics. You’ve been warned. Summary: Crosier meets Reno's rod, and Ravenwood is given a riddle to solve Chatper Three Rating: R Warnings: Probably the most demented crack!fic in the history of crack!fics. You’ve been warned. Summary: Cid explains to Skwisgaar exactly why he uses the lance. Chapter Four Rating: R Warnings: Probably the most demented crack!fic in the history of crack!fics. You’ve been warned. Summary: Charles gets to fly with the two Misters Valentine, and we meet a new member of the band.


			Disclaimers: Copyright for Lord of the Rings and all its original characters is with J.R.R. Tolkien's estate. Copyright for all Final Fantasy Seven characters, places and situations is the property of Square Soft/Square Enix. Copyright for Metalocalypse, the members of Dethklok, and lyrics to Dethklok songs belong to Brendon Small, Cartoon Network and Turner Music. All original fiction and the characters, places and situations with them are copyright Magic Rat/Alyx Shaw, and may not be published, copied, distributed or archived without the author's prior written consent.