A Far Distant Shore
Sequel to "The Last Homely House".

Ratings: PG - NC17 Please heed chapter ratings.
Category: AU, humour, drama, Mpreg
Pairing(s): Erestor/Glorfindel, Haldir/Rabbit, Orophin/Elladan, Elrond/Rumil, Legolas/Gimli, Elrohir/Frost, Mauburz/Rhimlan, Amaris/Ilinuil, and others
Series Warnings: Slash - two males in love. Mpreg. Yeah. Shocker. Please heed chapter warnings
Series Summary: What happens when the House of Elrond with all its glorious eccentricities finally reaches the hallowed shores of Valinor?

Chapter One
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Attempted rape, soundly thwarted
Summary: The Valar consider Elrond’s House, Narvi is declared a garden gnome, Erestor goes to the beach, Legolas gets mad, Elrond has a question and Frost gets a shock

Chapter Two
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Frost remembers the past, Mauburz gets a gift, and Gimli learns that Elves are sweet with a nasty green center.

Chapter Three
Rating: R
Summary: Elrohir gets a scare, Gimli gets lost, and Erestor finds an unlikely admirer. And  just what IS the relationship between Celebrimbor and Narvi?

Chapter Four
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Valinor gets a little visitor, Gimli makes a friend, and Orophin finds himself doing more baby-sitting.

Chapter Five
Rating: PG 13
Warnings: Extreme angst, enough so that it may result in record sales for rat traps.
Summary: Gimli is reunited with Legolas, Crysalin receives her judgment, Maeglin finds crackers in his bed, Brennon makes a friend, and darkness comes to the House of Elrond.

Chapter Six
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angst, ceremonial drug use, strange erotic dreams involving wildlife.
Summary: Elrond learns a bitter truth, Elrohir dreams, Bramble gets a puppy, Lindir gets a h ard lesson, legends rise from the grass, Rúmil is forced to resort to the soft pillow, and Mauburz returns home.

Chapter Seven
Rating: R
Warnings: A angst, erratic drunken behaviour resulting in barnyard noises, naughty antics resulting in the spilling of ink
Summary: Fin has a night out, Elrond gets a surprise, Lindir gets a brief lesson, Rúmil learns of his past, gets a name and makes a decision, a party provides good fellowship, and the House of Elrond expands unexpectedly at an alarming rate.

Chapter Eight
Rating: PG 13
Summary: A night of meetings and partings, the past and present, and Melkor’s Little Angels are at it again. And it may have been Elrond’s party, but someone else is getting presents.

Chapter Nine
Rating: R
Summary: Dark truths come forth, one House comes out from under a shadow, while another falls under, Faramir befriends a kindred spirit, and Aulë learns that no kind deed goes unpunished.

Chapter Ten
Rating: R
Warnings: Attempted rape (implied)
Summary: Turgon meets strange justice, Elladan and Elrohir play doctor, Bilbo plays hero, Maeglin plays with ice and gets burned, Glorfindel and Erestor share gossip, and Lindir finally understands.

Chapter Eleven
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, Angst, Whiplash-inducing plot twists
Summary: Vairë admires her husband, Erestor finds a surprise, Maglor finds something in the kitchen, Gimli and Legolas are hungover, Red and Fin discuss family, Erestor and Rúmil gossip, something’s not right with Rabbit, and Elrond makes comparisons while Elrohir teaches a class and Lindir makes a hard choice.

Chapter Twelve
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Elrohir learns more about the Plains Elves, Elrond has a suspect, there’s a trouble-maker loose in New Imladris, Fingon and Maedhros prove they have WAY too much time on their hands, Fadai goes hunting, and Rúmil’s robe is cursed.

Chapter Thirteen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Elrohir is outraged, Fingon’s bean a bad boy, Lindir learns two new words and surprises himself, Fëanor shares a secret with his son, Rúmil fights fire with napalm, Manwë makes a choice and deals out justice, Fin teaches Silivren a new word, and Legolas gets a second chance… twice.

Chapter Fourteen
Rating: R
Summary: It is a night of storms in New Imladris. Lindir gets a shock, Legolas has a dream, Maedhros finds something he thought long lost, Haldir has a fright, and Amaris is NOT wild about Harry.

Chapter Fifteen
Rating: R
Warnings: Discussion of possible incest, Flying babies, Coitus interruptus and a horrible misunderstanding
Summary: Lindir's Nana battles and loses, Maedhros and Elrohir discuss gemstones and history, Glorfindel plans a romantic evening for himself and Erestor, Gimli is worn out, Rabbit sneezes, a vision quest raises more questions than answers, and Námo gives Elrohir something unexpected.

Chapter Sixteen
Rating: R
Warnings: Discussion of possible incest
Summary: Fëanor has a little passenger, Erestor punches Fin, Maedhros realizes he’s forgotten something, and Caranthir tells Mouse a secret.

Chapter Seventeen
Rating: R
Warnings: Bugs, Angst, Enough plot twists to cause whiplash
Summary: Maedhros talks about family secrets, Legolas and Gimli go for a ride, Lindir learns there is a down-side to love, Rabbit’s keeping secrets, and Fëanor and Fingolfin speak of what happened in the music room.

Chapter Eighteen
Rating: R
Warnings: Plains Elf dentistry, angst, Elf-Dwarf snoggin’s, trashed campsites.
Summary: Fin shows Erestor his best moves, Elrond learns something shocking, Ilinuil makes a very hard choice, Bilbo faces a jealous lover, Gimli learns that love is a lot like a dandelion, and Sam has a dream while waking.

Chapter Nineteen
Rating: R
Warnings: Angst.
Summary: Estë gets a spanking, Rabbit gets a visit, Gaelemir gets a surprise, and Celegorm gets naughty.

Chapter Twenty
Rating: R
Warnings: Noldo behaving oddly, foul language, rodents, questionable eating habits.
Summary: Fingon leads Maedhros on a merry chase, Fin makes a side trip, Rabbit brings Elrond a ghastly gift, and Legolas plays a prank.

Chapter Twenty One
Rating: R, mostly for subject matter.
Category: AU
Pairing(s):
Warnings: Bit of angst. Discussion of possible rape.
Summary: Partings and meetings and ancestors haunt the living.

Chapter Twenty Two
Rating: PG
Category: AU
Pairing(s): Lots and Lots and Lots
Warnings: Fëanor.
Summary: It is the first night of Fingon and Maedhros’ wedding, and much is afoot.